The cake's in flames; it's nearly charred
so booze it up and swallow hard!
You're right behind us on our trail
and aging fast, our poor Michele!

It's Cuban this, Armando that,
designer clothes, self-centered chat.
We have to tell you off the bat
you've been one prima donna brat!

Yet plaguing wrinkles shall invade -
we hate to rain on your parade ...
and all that's beauty shall soon fade
so time's a wasting, GO GET LAID!


HAPPY 36th BIRTHDAY, MICHELE!
You're not so far behind us anymore!

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